It’s undeniable – I’m the epitome of feline magnetism.
My aura is so enticing, my charm so irresistible, and my spirit so captivating.
I don’t need to prove why I’m attractive; one look at me and everyone knows – I’m indeed one sexy cat.
“Meee-ooow Baby, Come and Get It.”
“Look At This Body!”
“Pretend I’m a Tiger … Rrrrrr!”
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
-- Terry Pratchett